Last week, in a move facilitated by H&D, Seibel servery began using Lovett to make toast for breakfast. The long awaited decision has sent a wave of euphoria over the student body.
“About damn time,” said Ted Reyes, ‘85.
Lovett students, now forced to sleep on the road, are thankful for their upgraded living conditions. Joe Paul, evicted Lovett senior, ran around screaming, confused by the sky above him.
“What the hell is that?” he yelled, pointing at the giant yellow ball in the sky.
The administration as well stands in solidarity with Lovett’s new position.
“Everyone comes to this world for a reason. I think it’s great that Lovett has found its true calling,” President Leebron said, wiping away his tears with pieces of burnt toast.