Coffeehouse added a new drink to its menu this week, giving in to overwhelming demands from both its employees and customers.
According to Coffeehouse General Manager Hilary Stevens, the addition of the new drink, called the “iced green tea latte,” has been anxiously awaited by KOCs and patrons alike.
Stevens said, “Coffeehouse doesn’t already have enough options for its customers. I’m so pleased that we have added iced green tea lattes to the menu, which only features about twenty different drink types and a near-infinite number of flavor combinations.”
Sabrina Sims, a long-time employee of Coffeehouse, said she’s glad “iced GTLs” were officially added because they’re so amazingly easy to make. “An iced green tea latte is, as any KOC will tell you, the ‘8:00 am Gen Chem’ of drinks; so simple that working on it just relaxes you, and the customers who enjoy it aren’t masochistic in nature whatsoever. It’s just a simple drink for simple-minded people.”
The decision to add iced green tea lattes to the Coffeehouse menu was voted on by the entire Coffeehouse staff, and approved by General Manager Stevens.
“Making this drink is only slightly easier than my Mech 305 homework, which I love doing as it is,” Stevens added. “Bringing this to our customers will surely be a blast.”