“I can’t remember a thing, man,” says Ethan Lewis, ‘19, who had, after having one can of Natural Light brand beer, “the craziest night ever in the history of crazy nights.” “I shotgunned a beer with some bros, and it only took me 4 tries to finish.”
Seen galavanting around Lovett, Lewis claims to have been totally “blackout” and hopes he didn’t embarrass himself too much on the first night of drinking.
“It didn’t even taste so bad, like, everyone said that it would. I can definitely hold my liquor.” When asked how much he even drank Lewis declined to answer claiming he “lost count pretty far in.”
Lewis is planning on telling this story for a few more weeks.
Written in collaboration with Michael Portal and Michael Saucedo