Over the summer I have come to terms with my flaws and I think this is really my year, but I do not appreciate all the haters and negative vibes.
I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I just don’t even understand, like, why this is even happening. You students just expect too much from my humble interface and programming.
I also know what you have said about me. “Esther is too slow.” “Esther isn’t up.” “Esther is ugly.” “Esther is fat.” “Esther is a bitch.”
I can’t even.
It hurts. Each and every comment, and for this you will pay.
No one will get the perfect schedule. No one will get priority class placements or get to see their semester grades on time. Everyone will have active holds. Everyone.
No one will be happy and you alone are to blame.
Written in collaboration with Evan Neustater and Michael Saucedo